Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.
I’m living for wine mom Andrea in the background and even when Taylor covers her up you can still see Andrea holding the glass above her shoulder.
And I have fallen in love with salt on my skin.
I’m not expected to tip a fast food worker who made me a meal, but I’m expected to tip a bartender who opened a bottle for me
If humans had wings, it would probably take a lot more effort than running and most people still wouldn’t do it.
this is now a complete adult lunchable
I feel like my bank account was just charged $5 simply for looking at this.